I am almost there.......

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9:00 AM
Tring........Tring....
He: Hello.....
She: Hey its me..wanna catch movie at 1?
He: Sure,that is a great idea.
She: Cool. Meet me at barista at 11:30 then,we can hang around n go for movie.
He: Thats a plan..see u then!

11:30 AM
Tringgggg...
She: Where r u man?
He: (Still in bed) Just left ..will be there in 10.

12:00 PM
She: hello...now this is really...
He: (getting dressed)Hey I gat stuck..will be there in 5...just 5 mins...

12:30 PM
Tringgg
She: You bett....
He: See I am here ..right in front in parking ( He hasn't left yet from home)

12:50 PM
He:(Makes it finally) Lets rush.....movie s gonna start....


--6 Months Later---
1 PM
Tring...
She: Hey I was wondering if we could go out for lunch today.
He: That would be lovely girl..Lemme pick you up at 2 then!

2 PM
He is in a Friends Party
Tring.....
She: Listen I dont think you are going to come..
He: What? Why wouldn't I? I am on my way....hold on ..see u in 10...

2:30.....
3:00.....
3:30
He makes it finally!
He: I am damn hungry ...Lets go to your favorite place to eat today
She: Whatever...


--1 Year Later--
11:00 AM
Tring....
She: hey what up...Movie at 3?
He: Yeah baby.. I was gonna call you and ask you the same thing.
She: Great I will get the tickets then. See you at 2:30!

She checks her purse and pulls out two tickets which reads..

G-5,G-6
Screen 1
6:00 PM

She puts them back....smiles and goes off too sleep.
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45 comments:

Hershey said...

lol...been there, done that...

although... i know how the woman feels...

heh...waiting is a pain...but sometimes you just gotta play it smart

answered your comment on my blog...
word of advice... read the first two chapters of my babysitting nightmare...they are worth it... and that way..you won't be wandering in the dark when i post the final chapter on monday.

Neo said...

lol...typical boyfrnd...intelligent girlfrnd!!

Ruchika said...

One lives, one learns :)

Btw, saying we'll be there in 5 mins but actually being half an hr away is a habit I've seen mostly in Delhiites! Is it something about the city?! Hehee..

Welcome back after a long time :)

StandbyMind said...
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StandbyMind said...

@hershey
how in the hell u know how woman feeels??
Dragons get into woman's mind?


@neo
Intelligent or STupid?
lol ;)

@Ruchika
Delhi?
NO way ..a very small city compared to delhi...LoL

And thanx A ton!
Good to be back!

Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi... said...

Hey man..m a big fan of your writing by now and have read your UcoE blog too..hilarious..

but this one is amazing..

act..been thre done that..happens to me these days..cuz i ve bn stayin awake fer nites n thn a mornin 10 am show..u cn imagine the ordeal..lol

hilarious..!!

Zee said...

or she cud've watched the movie by herself.......

nikhil said...

its time we finally changed our sex and live another life ... lets see if things change ...

Sophie said...

tooo much

Jeya Anand said...

hey ...great to catch u after a month...
that was good to read...:)

shikha said...

ah!!!!dis s one thing i hate about guys!!!grrr!!!!

Cyberkitty said...

What is she still doing with this guy ...he obviously does not care about her !

Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi... said...

haha..believe me this happnd today..supposed to go watch Cheeni Kum.. at 10..
woke up at 10.30..hilarious..n read out this same post to my gurl..whom i ws goin with..

Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi... said...

haha..i m nt tht types..tho its happnd once or twice coz of stayin up late..
but wen it happnd today..i ws laufin ma guts out..
n m not the one who does it..
n if at all i were to fit in d scheme of things of the post..thn a year ago i ws always early..
its been three n half yrs now..n i m catchin up with the protagonist of ur post eh..?!!?

Hershey said...

years of research my friend...

I truly know what, and more importantly, HOW women think...which is why its all the more fun for me during the dating stage...i know what the gal is looking for...I deliver...
helps me connect with them faster...

Hershey said...

why do you think I brag so much about being the god of romance...

swatimala said...

was laughing throughout!

loved the ending!

Irreversibly Screwed said...

lol... u learn with time!!

nikhil said...

LOL man...I tht only girls were late lateef's!!!!

priya said...

Hilarious:)

Bendtherulz said...

Whow such paragon of virtue ( with loads of patience and forgiving nature) - if it would be any of the girls I know - they would change the last scene to look like -

--1 Year Later--
11:00 AM
Tring....
She: hey what up...Movie at 3?
He: Yeah baby.. I was gonna call you and ask you the same thing.
She: Great I will get the tickets then. See you at 2:30!

She checks her purse and pulls out two tickets which reads..

G-5,G-6
Screen 1
6:00 PM

She puts them back....smiles @ her new BF...& wait for the jerk....aha who said - revenge is sweet....he meant this scene...!!

LOL...

Devil Mood said...

What women have to do to get some company - it's outrageous. :/
But well described!

diyadear said...

ha ha so u know how u guys r uh??? sudharte kyon nahi??? :P

the walker said...

good to see/read a girl who has kept waiting :D

but i think girls dont have this much patience...

life happens said...

boys wil b boys...
gals will crib, cry, complain , give up n learn 2 liv wit them, there way! :-)

nikhil said...

finally updated!!!!!

daman kohli said...

hey back with a bang !!!

and i have done this many time but i still love it ,don't know about her though .....whatever

fling said...

lol. shes really smart. never happened to me though!

The Acid Tongue said...

He & She interchanged???

if not... muhuhahaha... finally some guy DID give em a taste of their own herb.

akanksha said...

good one...i've spent time waiting like dat.....y all men say dey r on d way wen dey r still in d bed is a mystry to me that m unable to slove...

Princess Banter said...

LOL that was hilarious! Been there done that -- yes, guilty of that too. And yes, I've also paid for it dearly haha! Learned my lesson well ;)

Shruti said...

Well, one of my fren just have the same habit but he had never came to the last stage...

You have written it very wonderfully and amazingly..

TAke care

Raghu Ram Prasad said...

wonderful conversation between two of them..and a lovely one...thanks

sushant said...

who's the silly guy in the story

disillussioned_me said...

lolz perfect! i hate waiting man...i wouldnt be around for a year..lolz

chitra said...

cute one. I was just wondering what wd have gone on the girl's miond when the mobile phones were nt used ;)

Jeya Anand said...

hey when u come back...do visit my blog and check the post insanity awarded...and collect urs

Lord Jim said...

she is a patient person. other shes in her shoes would have dumped the he.

Lavender said...

hilarious...she knows u better smart ass !!!!!!

Puneet said...

superb...quite a day to day observation .....
I do it get scoldings and do it again....why??? It just happens

JudeTheObscure said...

Hello there,

Greetings from jude,

Nice to see you posting again. Nothing in particular about this one though(Some how i do not feel like commenting). Looking forward to your next one.

Cheers,

Jude

Dream Catcher said...

zabardast...mahabhaynakar...:D..
but its vice versa many times

Adroit said...

though i know i read it a bit late but a real gud one...seriously..i loved it..

manisha said...

he he gud one.......see u n i hv dis barista thng common...dunno hw i came upto ur blog.....jsu goin thru ppl's blog....thnx for da coments...thnx a heap...hw did u manage to get sooo many comments..dat story..jus flashbulb moments...

phoenix said...

read this one like a million times yet i am smiling...oh this is absolutely brilliant!!!lolzzy

but i hate ppl who arn't in time..im very punctual myself :P