Sex Smoke Satisfaction -II

Sex        Smoke       Satisfaction

Isn't this all what is required?

SOS

So once again the stage has come. The writing frequency and the blog updating has come down drastically every year.

No Inpiration?
Sounds too lame and too much over used term isn't it?

No Time?
I should be laughing my arse off on this one....

Writers Block ?
Now this isn't over used, but a raped word..;)



So what is it - Why can't I write the way I used to before?

Here I am with SOS Signal to all the blogger pals...!



PS - The post will never look good without a picture. So here is one, since I have been clicking lately with my love for Film and Analog cameras!

Bitch on Trip...

The Bitch was High...
With smoke on her Lip......

She flew in the heavens...
On the best ever Trip...!!!!!

Gaanja Baby

The Beginning:
"Dude - you need to try this shit I tell you....Best thing in the whole world!"
"No Man. I do not do all these things. Please!"
" Oh C'mon just once, for the sake of trying..."
"Please man I told you once..."

Thirty Minutes Later
"Dude - Thank you for showing me the path. This is indeed the best thing in whole world!"

The Story:
The College
-->"How in the world are we going to pass the examination tomorrow?"
" Dude you need to take the chill pill and take this stuff and all the problems shall get resolved"

The Party
--> "Man this party is so awesome...What a music...What crowd...I love this place.."
"Dude - this is nothing..incomplete fun..you need to float , you need to rise above all this - you need to take this stuff...."

The Heart Break
--> " She Left me man..for that loser..Can you believe that..I feel like ending my life man..."
"Dude - these chics come and go..but the stuff is here ti stay..so take it and forget about the bitch.."

The Nothing
--> " Man I am bored...What the fuck should we do...?"
"Dude... we should...
" I know you are right..give me the stuff...!"


MAKING THE BEGGING FOR SOMEONE
"Dude - you need to try this shit I tell you....Best thing in the whole world!"




The never ending Story!

This is GAANJA BABY....!

Running Away

So how many times have you heard people with experience telling so many things and philosophies of life..?

I bet it must have happened to you innumerable times. They tell you all with such an awesome convincing power that listening to it over and over again - you start believing it!

• Don't keep running from your problems. You will have to face them one day.
• How long would you run from you life? It will catch up with you sooner or later.
• Don't Run.. Its futile.

Yeah Yeah..All of you would have heard this. And so many of you would be seriously reading this and nodding your head like all those people you actually tell all this. (Experiences of life....Yeah!)

Well all I gotta say is -  "RUN  FASTER Dude..!"

Be better..Be faster than the problem - and you shall always stay ahead....!

Hell YEAH! 

My Best Friend

This life is such a strange thing. What comes when, and at what place is really unpredictable. Twenty four years of long life, and one day finally you get an enlightenment. And it hits you just like that in a moment ,you would have never ever thought of. When they say that everything happening around you is for a reason - for a greater purpose. We just don't understand this fact - a fact which is the biggest truth of this life. During good times, we always enjoy to the fullest and we take it for granted that we deserve this happiness! And well when the opposite happens - " Oh God! I don't deserve this!"

Too much of philosophy I know, but as you read this forward you will realize the importance of all I am saying. So how many of you have a best friend? I don't know! Guess some of you would say one name out loud. Others would have say they have more than one best friend. I fall in the latter category! I have many of them!

But then it goes against the concept. The best friend should be only one. But then is it necessary that it should be a human being? No I think! Let us look at potential best friend across various categories..

Books - Yes! It is a well known saying. I bet they can be best friends!
Pets - We all know that.
Car? Gadget? Toy?
I can think of all these things.

But today I get this holy enlightenment. It was like that my eyes were closed. I was lying on my bed. I hadn't slept the previous night. I was totally tired with headache. And there are carpenters working in the building. They were making horrible loud noises, and hence I was unable to sleep.It was like a torture which how hard I try, I can never explain.

And then suddenly everything went dark......
And everything became so silent....
I could feel peace around me..
And then it came - A flash of Light.....!

I opened my eyes. Headache had gone! I felt at ease. I felt so happy. I was thinking to myself that why in a moment I feel so good?

It finally hit me. I realised that I have discovered the most important thing of my life.

" MY BEST FRIEND"

My best friend is "SLEEP". Sleep has been there with me since childhood. It has been through test of times. Good times and Bad times - it has been always there with me. (Sleep sounds feminine...is it? Should i call it SHE?) No matter how much things go wrong with me, at the end of the day is she is always there. When I get up next morning , everything is normal again. She is just like a savior soul. When I have nothing to do, she is always there. I love here more than anything in this world!

I love you my best friend....You have always been there for me.. I promise I will be always there for you! Class,Work,Job,Play,Hunger,Chicks...anything... I will always pick you from the above!


Thank you for being there...!!!!

New Blog : " Marketing Ideas from Fresh MBA Minds"

Hello all!

Please take a moment to check the new blog I am working on. The concept of project is to come up with a marketing idea a day for the brands in India. Just a start.

MARKETING IDEAS FROM FRESH MBA MINDS

Thank you!

Keep Rocking!

The Middle Finger!

Middle Finger !

What a beautiful and simple sign made by human kind. Just one finger can so much. All your anger,all your frustration, all your hatred, all your loathing - so much!

"All your anger, All your hate,
How to say it,got no clue?
Just raise that finger,
and say - FUCK YOU!"

Your Dark Resolutions 2010

Dear Blogger Pals

A very Happy New year to all of you...

New year time is resolution time. Aren't you all bored of the sweet sounding resolutions you make every new year.

Lose weight?
Better Job?
Study More?
Take a Vacation?
Relationships?

Bla Bla Bla!

Time for a change.

List down atleast 5 new year resolution of your dark side.

Drugs... Trip?
Sexual Fantasy?
Wanna kill someone?
Wanna make a voodo of someone and hurt him?

Wow!

So I tag you all...!

( I know you all wouldn't do it - Lemme put few names - But all of you are tagged...If I miss names - forgive me..)

Indrajit,Jaky astik,Swatimala,Aky B Phoenix,Jeya Anand, Raghav,Prixie,Canary,Vagabond,Juggernaut,NiKKi,Third Eye,Princess,Keshi,humbl devil,greengoddess,Ghost particle,Mansi,Akanksha.:flyingstars:,Prasad,Wildflower,Pulkit,Shruti,the Lover,seeker,doomed doctor,Impressionist,dreamcatcher..
(Woooh...Sorry I guess I have missed many...Come on..Take this one!)

And ya - do pass it on! Use the picture on your post. (I aint giving saving and uploading picture in a blog tutorial here)


Cheers!

Standbymind

Life Sucks - It always does!

It was well beyond midnight, or that was what he thought. Time had lost relevance for him. It was day and it was night. There was sun and there was no sun. He sat in the comfortable black couch. His favorite place to sit. It just gave him the perfect view.

"Who said nothing is perfect in this world" - he would think to himself.

This place had a red and blue light theme. And it looked so damn good. There was this big tank on one corner of the place. The DJ cabin was right on top of it. He was in love with the idea. It seemed as though DJ controlled the tank. The music was always great - just the right thing to resonate with your mind. The crowd was always neat and classy. Dress code was only black and white, and all stuck to it. Women with splendid figures and designer clothes. Everything was so perfect. He thanked God for perfection of the place.

"Life always sucks - yes it does" He thought about his life - No friends to hang out with, no place called home,no partner....
Yes it did suck always....The difference was the degree of the intensity. Now that varied from time to time - he agreed on that. At time, your life would suck so much that you would want to end the entire thing.

" If there wasn't the life itself - how would it suck.' What a thought!

But then at times life would not suck that much. It would suck only a bit. Does that mean there was happiness and the entire thing was perfect...

Life cannot be perfect...It always sucks!

But this place was perfect. The music was perfect. The lights was perfect. The drinks were perfect. The women were perfect. The whole set up was so damn perfect.

This is also the part of his life. So what did that mean? His life did not suck?
Now, that cannot be true. Life always sucks.

This was confusing ,very confusing, very contradictory. His head was spinning in the confusion.

His eyes went to the table. He grabbed his glass and sipped in....

Life Sucks...It always does..

Yes it dies!


"Is that Hugo Boss you are wearing and smelling of?"

He looked up and saw the hottest woman he had ever seen till day in his life come sit next to him...!

"No baby! Smell is right, the other thing is Cavalli!"

He glanced at his limted edition cell phone and key of his new black babe parked outside on the table.He took out his wallet and looked at the heap of green and glittering cards in it

No - it doesn't..!


It doesn't as long as you have the money!



Original Shot on Flickr by stuempflphotography

STANDBY MIND

Ladies & Gents (Please click PLAY Below for Best Read & Feel)

Showcasing the NEW CREATIVE for the Blog - STANDBY MODE.

Art Direction & Concept by - Akshay Bhoan.

An exceptional creative piece is always which says it all. It is beyond words. You may use all the words you know - but you will never be able to succeed.It is something you can think of in brain but can not express it. A great artist understand those pictures and the image in your mind, and puts it across - when you though it was impossible!

This is exactly where a piece of creative idea and art would come!



Credits - Akshay Bhoan
His Work - AKY COOKIE @ Flickr
Aky's Inspiration Shot for the Creative:

The Deep Red Stairs
Originally uploaded by Aky Cookie

Best Felt & Read with this track:

The Give Away Moment

What makes a good photograph? Or let’s say what makes a good photographer? I like a good photograph for a very important reason. For that matter a good photograph over real life and living beings.
Why? , you may ask.


A good photographer will catch a person in an unguarded moment. We all see the fake people with fake expressions in most of the pictures. The wide smiles, the pretended happy face or any pose for that matter. Not that they may not be genuinely happy that moment. But a good photo captures something in that human being which is almost impossible to catch by a normal eye – for it may last only for a fraction of second. Many of the human beings are very good at being on guard all the time. In public usually – they are always careful – in the way they act, they speak, they talk – everything. But yet there is always that moment – an unguarded split second when the photographer clicks and does the trick.


What can that moment be? Well for matter of fact it can be anything. A person who acts very kind hearted, humble and soft, a click- and capture that ruthless and cruel look in his eye which will reveal his darker side. A side - which will scare you and make you feel that this is different person altogether. Or a group of very close knitted nice friends. All of them sitting and chatting over a dinner. A clever photographer will click one of them staring at other with lust and greed in his eyes. No one would have ever suspected or even imagined that person with such feelings and emotions towards that other person. A moment – a split second – when he gives it away …and there is the click!

That’s why I always believe a good photograph can help you find out a personality than any other thing in this world. But you need a good photograph for that. And for that good photograph, you need that genius of a photographer…..one who clicks at that give away moment!

Original Shot by Pagan Moth on Flickr.

SoS

I have seen this happening to many of the blogger pals over the years. Many of them had given up writing - just because they could not do it anymore and some because lack of time. Few of them had just disappeared into the thin air. Most of these were class blogger - who had written some of the very though provoking and powerful pieces on their blog.

I must admit that I am in a fix too. I have been very irregular from the last two years. I have tried at times. From a long time - I have been trying hard. But it is not working. There is no inspiration from anywhere. The mind does not function in that way. Its become very static. No highs,No Lows and no drastic changes.

I know this thing never comes by trying. It just happens. Suddenly the story would come in front of your eyes - your mind would know all the details. Just few minutes and the entire piece would be written down! But it isn't happening no more!!



But I do not want to give up and shut it down. Many of you have been my good blog pals. You have been reading from a long time. And all the others - I am sure at least some of you would have come across this stage in your life also. I know that this is the time that I turn to you all for help.

I need help. I need suggestions. I need advise!

Sex Smoke Satisfaction

Almost everyone's life is fucked up. Although the degree of the fuck ups varies from person to person,point of view to point of view..but it surely is.
The debts keep coming and going, the money always creates problem - be it too less or too much - It is one helluva problem creator. The relationships, ahaan! Now who has all the relationships without the share of screwups.Parents,Spouse,girlfriend,boyfriend,partners - you name it and there is that thing which takes you the tension world. Work - The life at work. Deadlines,meetings,boss,team,deals and what note. They counting goes on and on.
All in all - We all are fucked up from all sides. Brain is a wonderful thing. It sure it. The poor thing takes up all the fucks from all the sides!

Then there is other side to the darkness. Between all this there are certain things. The great love making - the orgasm! Those minutes of good and intense love making. They are like trip to heaven. Then there is smoke. A good smoke after a good sex! What would you call that........?

"Orgasm in Heaven"

Well that is good way to describe that. These are get aways or the escape as they call it. They are short ,but they are good. Mind is such a wonderful thing. Isn't it?
You forget about all the fuckups in your life. Short as they may be - they seem to exist for an eternity at that exact time.



Satisfaction is not necessarily a permanent state of mind. Come to think of it,it seldom is. It is temporary,its short usually,but till the time it stays in - It surely gives a feeling of being Complete.

You would agree with me on that..Wouldn't you?

After all mind is such a wonderful thing......!

Thrill Speed Inspiration...

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Smoke it Away.....

Puff it in,
Close your eyes,
There is no truth,
There are no lies

When it goes in
When I blow it away
There is no night
There is no day!

I will not try hard

I always used to try too hard
I was always up on my guard
I kept for last my best card
I always felt short by one yard...

They said cover it yard by yard
Keep for the last your best card
Always stay up on your guard
Son! You always gotta try Hard...

Why was I denied the last yard
Why wasn't it best, My last card
When I did fall off my guard
No! - Now I will not try Hard...!

I will not try hard...
I will not try hard....

Writer's Block or Life's Block?

Life becomes a routine and that, is the most unfortunate thing that can happen to you. The spark, the spontaneity, the jazz, it all just starts fading away. The worse thing is you start accepting it. Now that is not just worse – It is “the worst” thing that can happen to a human life.

There was a time when you would look at such persons - whose life has become just a boring routine, and they have accepted it - and you would think to yourself (not just to yourself but think it loud with a bang!!):
What kind of people are these??
How can they live such a dull, monotonous life??
And how in the hell can they accept it all and just don't do anything about it??


Then as the time passes by, the dreadful though just hits you right into your face. Not that it just happens overnight, but the damn realization happens like that. That moment - (What would be the opposite of the: “Eureka Moment”. Poor vocabulary just makes a limped writer, ain’t it??) just bangs your head like a hammer. Not hammer exactly; you have that “big huge iron ball” hanging from chain on big crushers and bulldozers. Yeah! thats precisely what happens to you. You got to imagine this right away in your minds!!

“You are a ‘cartoon guy’: A disfigured, loser type of a cartoon character. Your face is expressionless and dumb. You are standing on a street - alone surrounded by big sky scrapers. And you hear a small sound from the back side (Pee Pee...Watch out Loser!!) and as you turn around, you see this big iron ball flying your way...
And WHAM!!.....before you even realize what is happening, the thing has hit you...!"

All said and shown, the point is, as life goes on there comes a stage when things start settling down.(Settling down for an old guy's perspective / Fucking Dull from a young ones). May be yes, it comes off with the age. As you hit the quarter century age bracket the "settling down" factor comes in. And it starts growing slowly over years. You don't like random pub hopping, you don't really wanna risk it out, "Lets do it” kind of attitude starts disappearing.

You always thought of it as a Writer's block , but suddenly when the iron ball hitting you - The realization day and The “Moment of Enlightment” occurs and you think of bigger picture !!
The Life Block?

Is it?

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Happiest Person

Thinking about that evening still made him smile, not smile but something between smile and laugh...

In those days the girl next door used to like him or had a sort of crush on him. She had passed on a message to him that she always gives him a smile but he never returns it. Now he happened to watch a romantic movie in those days and he was way too impressed by the proposing lines of a guy to heroine. He liked it so much that it produced an irresistible urge in him to use it in his life. Now he started wondering to whom to propose. He thought of all his female friends but it did not make any sense to him.
Naturally ,then he decided on this girl next door. The lines went on something like this :

(on his knees and holding her hand),
” Dear…. you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my whole life.(He added my own lines to it obviously).As you said that you smiled at me many times, forgive me but I always failed to notice that. Even if I would have noticed it, I wouldn’t have believed it. Such a beautiful girl smiling at me( I know its exaggerated)?... I want to tell you that I love you, from the very bottom of my heart. Give me a chance. I would give you the every happiness in the world. Believe me if you say yes, I would be the happiest person of this planet today. But if its no, just walk away and I would always remember you and will be there for you always..!”
( If everything goes smooth kiss her hand).

The line that hit him the most was that - 'if you say yes I would be the happiest person on the planet.' So one day he just went ahead and told her friends to call her right now that he wanted to talk to her. She came and he told her to meet him next evening in a park and before she protested or said something he turned back and walked away. Alright that was nice show of attitude!

Next day came. During all this he was very confident that he would do it. He was kind of over confident, He though it was a walk over cake for him. All he wanted to do was use that lines and tell himself that he could do it.

Evening came and the so did the time. It had already got dark. He took along a friend and stood at one corner. And she came..., but damn it! She was with three of her friends. But no problems, He told myself. He was booming with confidence. He went right ahead and her friends were giggling. He asked her (rudely which he later realized) that he had told her to come alone and he wanted to talk to her only and told her friends to leave them alone.

Giggles again!

He couldn’t understand why they were acting so weirdly. She asked them not to go, but they left and stood at one corner. And suddenly she put her both hands on her face!

... Hell!!….. That was it.. And that was the turning point for him that evening. Man she was blushing and acting shy! At that moment he realized it. He knew that was dumb of him to have realized it that late. But he understood her friend’s giggling and weird behavior. They all had known that he was going to propose her. But he wasn’t prepared for this. It was just one those impulses of doing something that he was acting on.

And then the dreadful thing happened. Goosebumps stuck him. He had forgotten all those line which were on his mind from so many days.

What do I say?
What do I do now?
Get on you knees and hold her hand- his mind told him.
Are you crazy- He snapped back to his mind.
Alright, alright forget it... Start of with your lines man!
What lines? He asked his mind again.
Yes he was in deep shit. And then he did the most absurd thing of his life.

He offered her his hand and asked her "Would you be my friend?"
That stuck her pretty hard because he could see her face and her expressions, like asking him “What the hell are you doing?”
She took his hand though.

And he could think of no thing else so he turned back.



"Hey!"
He looked back at her. “ Is that what you had to say?”.
"Do not ask me that for God’s sake I had to say a whole fucking movie dialogue to you sweety."
He thought to himslef.
He said “Yes ."

"That is all?”. She was not shocked but she was disappointed he could see that.
So once again he started walking. He had moved a few steps that he heard a voice calling his name again. To his horrors they all were there with her- all her friends. So once again he went back.
One of them snapped “Come on man! This wasn’t what you came here for. Go ahead and say what you came to tell her.”

"Bitch! How did she know that? I didn’t even tell it to my best friend and she tells me to say what I had come here to say to her." He thought.
Yes it would have felt like shit but the ego always overcomes such feelings for him. “ What? I was precisely what I had say to her” He said to them.
There were many more “Come one” and “Say it” coming from them. But once again he went back and this time not turning back to any voices he heard. He have had enough of it.

"They must be thinking that I got nervous and couldn’t say what I had wanted to say. But he looked so sure of himself. But what happened to him? Poor guy..!" He was thinking all this to himslf.


He calls it a prank God played with him. And yes he was laughing right then.

"Poor me! She had come there to make me the happiest person on the planet that day!"